title me

New job is fairly cool so far.

They give us the option to pick our titles for our business cards. People get pretty silly with them. I came up with Dynamic Synergist, but I can have up to 8. I need your help, LJ. What other titles should I choose for my business cards?

Here's some examples:

Internets Strategerist
Sr. Tubes Developer
The Decider
Asst. to the Regional Manager
Scrabbleista
Guapo
Web Jockey
Critical Path
Mr. web two-fucking-oh
Pop Culturalist
Maverick
Bottom of the Totem Pole
Spelling Be Champ
Official Shit Talker
cheezburglar
Mexican #1
Beer Fairy
Biggest Buddy


PS: Unrelated, but I've been spending a lot more time on Twitter than LJ lately. Same name there as here.