overheard at Burning Man
Sep. 6th, 2011 03:13 pmThe people camped behind us had some loud sex one afternoon. Not long after, I overheard this exchange.
Girl 1, speaking to boy: "Average."
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he asked how he was, and I said he was average. I mean, what some people would call good sex, I just call average. I think I'm just used to good sex, you know? I mean, some guys are really bad at it. Sometimes, it's not even worth stopping them to tell them how to get better. You just want them to hurry up and finish so you can never fuck them again. But anyways, he wasn't bad, just average."
Girl 1, speaking to boy: "Average."
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he asked how he was, and I said he was average. I mean, what some people would call good sex, I just call average. I think I'm just used to good sex, you know? I mean, some guys are really bad at it. Sometimes, it's not even worth stopping them to tell them how to get better. You just want them to hurry up and finish so you can never fuck them again. But anyways, he wasn't bad, just average."